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WRITER EDITOR - Department Of Homeland Security - USAJOBS

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:34:56 -0400

WRITER EDITOR - Department Of Homeland Security - USAJOBS:

Every day, our Writer/Editors: Edit, write and publish, online information targeting social media communications. Perform research evaluate the impact and effectiveness of communication plans and advise management on improvements.

SALARY RANGE: $62,467.00 to $115,742.00 / Per Year

I LOVE THE POLICIES OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

brianmichaelbendis: Spider-Boy by Mike Wieringo RIP Mike.

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:33:49 -0400

brianmichaelbendis:

Spider-Boy by Mike Wieringo

RIP Mike.

It is a good thing someone shot him before he had another chance...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:14:17 -0400

It is a good thing someone shot him before he had another chance to puff another joint.

Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:59:37 -0400

Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

waffle-iron: adventuresinblunderland: jayfrosting: kurtbraunoh...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:10:46 -0400

waffle-iron:

adventuresinblunderland:

jayfrosting:

kurtbraunohler:

No You Stop - the video that finally puts stop signs in their place - shot and edited by the talented Jay Frosting.

Thanks to Rebecca O’Malley for recommending me for the job!

All of this is perfect

All aboard the Jay Frosting train!

daveshumka: I’m very bad at Photoshop.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:48:23 -0400

daveshumka:

I’m very bad at Photoshop.

Things that still happen in 2013:

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:52:53 -0400

People use the term “butthurt”

Northwestern student govt nominee's confirmation blocked because he is a ‘heterosexual white male’

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:20:54 -0400

Northwestern student govt nominee's confirmation blocked because he is a ‘heterosexual white male’:

sinidentidades:

The Wednesday hearing began with student senator Jesse Seitz reportedly asking the nominee, Stephen Piotrkowski, how he could possibly interact and serve a minority community as a white male.

Piotrkowski reportedly attempted to appeal to the Student Senate on the grounds that he identifies as a religious minority and has a lesbian sister, but it was to no avail.

After about thirty more minutes of questioning, the Senate voted to block Piotrkowski’s appointment.

Ian Coley, a student on the Associate Student Government Diversity and Inclusion Committee, later said white heterosexual males are not qualified to hold the position of associate vice president of diversity and inclusion.

“This university is not ready, in any capacity, for a heterosexual white male to be in charge in any way of diversity and inclusion,” said Coley, according to the Daily Northwestern.

“I don’t know if any university is,” he reportedly added.

Keep up the great work.

So many white tears were shed. :((((((((((((

aspiringpolymath: jondaly: Toss a looney in the queen’s bag of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:24:47 -0400

aspiringpolymath:

jondaly:

Toss a looney in the queen’s bag of milk eh? It’s Wheels, Ontario Season 2!

#KrollShowS2

Can this be on tomorrow? This was the sketch that won me over. I came for the Wheels and stayed for the Tuna.

This also leads me to think once again how much fun it must be to design fake logos and products for a comedy show. Someone has that job!

orderedlists: Made a mistake and commented on this Facebook...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:33:38 -0400

orderedlists:

Made a mistake and commented on this Facebook post.

HOLY CRAP WE CHANGED HIS MIND. That has never happened before.

Made a mistake and commented on this Facebook post.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:10:18 -0400

Made a mistake and commented on this Facebook post.

Huh.

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:07:21 -0400

Huh.

Nailed it.

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:58:42 -0400

Nailed it.

Amanda: Jesse, what do you want to wear?

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:45:44 -0400

Amanda: Jesse, what do you want to wear?
Me: (GASP) OMG you could wear an eye patch!
Jesse: I'll wear whatever, as long as my dick isn't out.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:32:09 -0400

SOON

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:27:00 -0400

SOON

Someone I'm friends with just posted "there's no excuse for absolute laziness."

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:42:31 -0400

As if chronic illness doesn’t exist. Hooray assholes.

doug: My Theremin hasn’t even shipped, and I have no musical...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:42:55 -0400

doug:

My Theremin hasn’t even shipped, and I have no musical talent whatsoever, but titles and made-up lyrics for things always rattle around in mind. If I ever release music with the theremin, it’ll likely be under the name BROADEST SHOULDERS.

Is the band name a Sufjan Stevens reference?

The most terrifying interstitial ad I’ve ever experienced.

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:12:22 -0400

The most terrifying interstitial ad I’ve ever experienced.

This Playstation survey is some next level shit.

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:11:25 -0400

This Playstation survey is some next level shit.